Discussion Post | Types of followers we all have.

Hey everyone! Welcome or welcome back to my blog!

So, today I will be discussing some types of followers we all have and know. Period.

1. The Goldfish: The ones who follow you and forget you exist.
   These are the most common type of followers everyone has. These people follow you, and then forget that your blog exists. They don’t even click on the post and read it. Which brings me to our next kind of followers….
   
2. The Lurkers: The ones who read your post but don’t comment or like it.
   Okay, this is the second most common type of followers I have. My posts generally have like 100-150 views and the number of likes- 40-50? On a good day, that too. What about the rest 50% of the readers? They lurk. Or don’t like my posts.
   
3. The Bats: The ones who like your post without reading.
   Like bats fly without their eyes, these people like without using their eyes, and just using the cursor to hit that like button (Like bats use echolocation). They like 50 of my posts within a minute and that’s either amazing reading skills or well, ‘echolocation’. Some of these people also hit the follow button, and then like every single post you put out, without reading!
   
4. The Forgetful Kind: The ones who comment but forget to hit the like button.
   I don’t get why these people do this? I mean I do not mind the comments- I love them, but could you please like the post? Pretty please?
   
5. The Affiliate Marketers: Oh good lord, no for the last time, I don’t want to purchase your products!
   The amount of people who like my posts and then comment about some product I can buy using their link is unmeasurable (Is that a word?). My spam comments is flooded with these comments, and blegh- it’s bad.
   
6. The Users: Oh, here, use my blog to get popular and then feel free to forget me!
   Aaah, okay, so when I did the blogger interviews, obviously, a bunch of people signed up and stuff- a lot of them new bloggers. They gave the interviews- liked my posts till the interview got published and then it was like- oh wait, who are you? Do I know you? etc. etc. But, oh well.
   
7. The Overenthusiastic new comers: You Need to Calm Down (TS pun intended)
   Okay, so like, I love you guys, but seriously, calm down. These guys comment on all of my posts (including old ones *major cringe*). And well, I am free for the next one week, but sometimes I am not free and I wanna respond to their comments (and emails, if any) asap, but I can’t, and I just feel bad, and then it’s just… good and bad at the same time.
   
8. The Occasional Poppers: The ones occasionally like my posts.
   I know I post a lot so I don’t really mind these. And most importantly, they actually read my posts!
   
9. The Regulars: The ones who like and comment and read almost all of my posts. a.k.a the best people!
   Well, I am pretty thankful to these people for making my blogging journey the way it is. I would never have been here had these people not been there, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. These guys support me and stand by all blog related decisions, so thank thank thank you!
   

And those were 9 types of followers we all know about! I hope you enjoyed the post! Let me know what other types you can think of in the comments!

P.S.- I wrote this post and like published it instantly after I don’t know how many years. It feels good, ngl. Also, I don’t wanna offend anyone, the post’s just sorta kinda a joke