Writing a blog post as a dog.

Henlo hoomans!

I am the doggo of Riddhi and I comes from the best nation there is- Riddhi’s imamgination.

Riddhi is da the most pawsome pawrent, because she let me write blog pawst today. She could be more pawsome if she gib me more treatos. She say I become fatto and chonky, I say I become happ doggo. Could you other hoomans please pawtition to her and tell her to gib me more treatos?

*Me in the background: Could you please talk about something other than treatos, I am tired of hearing you whine about them all day long*

Fime. I shall talk about my pawrent’s stupib mental health. She takes me on walks for two hours! Now, me doesn’t mind me a goob walk, but she no gib me treatos! I burn some serious caloories.

*Me: The treatos again?! The vet said that you’re growing fatter.*

*judgemental sigh* This vet says I am fatto, but what about pawrent? She lies on sofa all day long, reading and she is ten kilo overweight! Imamgine. Hybocrites.

What is more, she neber wake up on time. I is up at 6 in the morning like a goob boi, but I habe to wake her up everyday.

*Me: Yes, that’s not a pleasant experience*

It isn’t for me either pawrent. If only you got your sleeb schedule on track. *judgemental sigh*

Anywoof frens, I must bid you adieu because my pawrent is glaring at me. She can be such an uptight pawson sometimes.

Woof woof!

*Me: You forgot something*

Woof, right! Riddhi gob this idea while talking to Aayushi hooman who has the blog Bark *insert Riddhi’s corrective cough* Ash Radiance!

Woof hoomans- tell my pawrent to gib me more treatos (and ice too) because I is goob boi!

*Riddhi takes over*

Yep, so that was my imaginary dog! I hope you enjoyed the post and let me know if you’d want my doggo to come on the blog again!

*My dog: Of course, I’d be honoured to be on your blob again*

*Me rolls eyes: I asked them!*

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  1. What is imaginary dogs name? Also I have written poem/haikus as Janu(my dog) but never a whole post…
    and ur post made me think of that…
    and can I still your idea?
    i will definitely link it to this possst!!!

    Amazing post Riddhi.
    A message from Janu- Yesh mus gib uz more treets i swear we weel die if you not. We is not grows fatter. We grows helthier. You is starve us. Needs us a petition about this serious topic.

    Lol! Ok but srsly- amazing post.

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    1. Imaginary doggo has no name as of now
      Oooh, I see!
      Yess, of course!

      Message from Riddhi to Janu: You’ll get chonky and then you’ll have knee problem in old age. You’ll get treatos but not in excess, okay kiddo?

      Thank youuu!

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      1. Haha! We need to name imaginary doggo! Cause we hoping too see him/her waaay more. Her I am guessing.

        Message from Tara to Riddhi: She is skinny yaar. Veryyyy slim she is.

        Haha! Wellllllllllll byeeeeee! And alsoooo- keep an eye out for post written as Janu!

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  2. i don’t wanna smile with all thats happening in the world.. but this pawst is pawsibbly the best thing today๐Ÿถ i love this doggo.. can i keep him??

    And uhmm its a bit rude to point out but u wrote imamgination. Not imagination. Or did i just miss something?

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    1. That’s the point of posting it! Like, I was gonna put it out in March, but then I was like, what the hell, doesn’t matter

      Nooo, tis mineeeeeee

      I did write imamgination, that’s just doggo speak, haha!

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  3. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Definitely let the dog come on the blog again! (Although I wouldn’t be opposed to a cat, either, you know… ๐Ÿค”)

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  4. OH MY GOSH I LOVED THIS!! LIKE IT’S MY FAVORITE POST OF YOURS FROM NOW ON OKAY!! I already love your imaginary dog and now want one too, ALSO YES WE WANT MORE OF YOUR DOG ON THE BLOG AND WOULD NOT MIND IF SHE MADE AN APPEARANCE IN EVERY POST, thank you!

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