Writing a blog post as a dog.

Henlo hoomans!

I am the doggo of Riddhi and I comes from the best nation there is- Riddhi’s imamgination.

Riddhi is da the most pawsome pawrent, because she let me write blog pawst today. She could be more pawsome if she gib me more treatos. She say I become fatto and chonky, I say I become happ doggo. Could you other hoomans please pawtition to her and tell her to gib me more treatos?

*Me in the background: Could you please talk about something other than treatos, I am tired of hearing you whine about them all day long*

Fime. I shall talk about my pawrent’s stupib mental health. She takes me on walks for two hours! Now, me doesn’t mind me a goob walk, but she no gib me treatos! I burn some serious caloories.

*Me: The treatos again?! The vet said that you’re growing fatter.*

*judgemental sigh* This vet says I am fatto, but what about pawrent? She lies on sofa all day long, reading and she is ten kilo overweight! Imamgine. Hybocrites.

What is more, she neber wake up on time. I is up at 6 in the morning like a goob boi, but I habe to wake her up everyday.

*Me: Yes, that’s not a pleasant experience*

It isn’t for me either pawrent. If only you got your sleeb schedule on track. *judgemental sigh*

Anywoof frens, I must bid you adieu because my pawrent is glaring at me. She can be such an uptight pawson sometimes.

Woof woof!

*Me: You forgot something*

Woof, right! Riddhi gob this idea while talking to Aayushi hooman who has the blog Bark *insert Riddhi’s corrective cough* Ash Radiance!

Woof hoomans- tell my pawrent to gib me more treatos (and ice too) because I is goob boi!

*Riddhi takes over*

Yep, so that was my imaginary dog! I hope you enjoyed the post and let me know if you’d want my doggo to come on the blog again!

*My dog: Of course, I’d be honoured to be on your blob again*

*Me rolls eyes: I asked them!*

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