Discussion Post | Types of Texters We All Know.

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So, well, Siya @The Dramatic Drama suggested this topic. And well, I couldn’t help but do it! I hope you enjoy it!

  1. The Dry Texters a.k.a the cats: Me. The ones who always sound bored
    Okay, I am a dry texter, okay? But it’s not because I am bored, it’s because I don’t know what to say! It’s like what am I supposed to say to ‘I had a burrito today.’ I’ll say, ‘Ooh nice.’, and suddenly I am a dry texter or even worse, the extreme version of it- a cat. Have you noticed cats always look bored?
  2. The Politicians: The ones who somehow know what to say to everything
    Have you noticed that politicians somehow always know how to respond to all sorts of questions? Similarly, these texter-politicians have a reply to everything. Like to ‘I had a burrito today.’, they’ll respond, ‘Ooh, nice, how was it?’ and when I see that answer, I’m like 🤦‍♀️ why didn’t I think of that!
  3. The Bountiful Texters: The ones who use such enriching language and text in one long long message
    Okay, so these people say two-three sentences in one text. Like,
    “I had a burrito today.
    It was scrumptous.
    I had gone out with a friend of mine, and had a good time.”
    I mean, nothing wrong with this kind of texting… except I hate long texts. But oh well.
  4. The Break Dancers: The ones
    Who
    Text
    Like
    This
    *hides in the corner* *comes out after realising people are waiting for her to continue* Uhh, yeah, so I actually sometimes text like this. Like I don’t send just one word (Except when I am excited, I do send one word texts which upon being strung together form a sentence), but I send like multiple different messages which could have been sent as one.
    I am a pretty annoying texter actually. Break dancer + Dry texter does not equal a good texter. No wonder, I get very few texts.
  5. The Blackboard scratchers: The ones who get on your nerves.
    Okay, have you ever scratched the blackboard? With your nails. I have, on accident. (I am a weirdo, but I don’t do such unpleasant things on purpose.) These people spam you. A lot. And well, I don’t like being spammed all the time, I don’t know about you.
  6. The Interrogators: The ones who ask you questions, all the time
    Well, these are usually our parents.
    “Where are you?” “When will you come home?” “Why did you go out?” “Who are you out with?” “Why did you get a B in Math?”
    Sound familiar?
  7. The Star-Nosed Mole: The ones who never see the message
    Star-Nosed Moles are blind animals (Do not look at their pictures, they look scary- kinda like the monster in Stranger Things). Similar to our star-nosed moles, some of our friends are blind or at least turn a blind eye to our amazing texts.
  8. The Non-responsive ones: The ones who never reply
    These are even worse than the star-nosed moles. They see our message but leave us on read. Heartbreak 100000000
  9. The Lovebirds: Ugh.
    Lovebirds constantly text each other all the time. Ever see a person online for the past hour, but they haven’t responded to you? Chances are, they are with their lovebird, texting super cringey messages, or saying “I miss you” for the gazillionth time. Well, chances are also that they just don’t like you, but I like to think it’s the former.
    Oh, and don’t even get me started when they text the other one, “Did you eat? No? Why? You’ll become weak.” Once, it’s okay. Twice it happens, fine. But after that I feel like screaming that they are an adult and can take care of themselves and that this might just be an attention-seeking ploy, don’t you see?
  10. The Dumbasses Clueless: The ones who do not understand what’s going on.
    If you want to pull off sarcasm via text, you must be skilled. But sometimes, other people aren’t skilled enough to understand it. Or other jokes. For these people, I feel that tone indicators must be issued. *in robotic voice* ABC this was sarcasm, kindly respond accordingly.
  11. The Illiterate: D 1s who type lyk dis.
    My question to these people, do you not know English? Or are you just supremely lazy? Because I get some short forms, like r for are, but dis for this? NO. STAWP.(See, I can type an extra letter, you can’t type it?) STOP. Please, don’t torture me.
  12. The ‘Emojional’: The ones who uses emojis to express their emotions.
    These people use emojis to express their emotions. Which is fine, if the sheer amount of it wasn’t so darn much! If I type hello, they type 👋. If I type how was your day, they type👍. Like, use words. Can you not?
  13. The Speakers: The ones who only send voice notes.
    God, these people. If I wanted to hear your voice, I would have called you! I don’t want to listen to your voice, please just text me. And if you find it hard, there’s this feature of voice-to-speech, use that, for heaven’s sake!
  14. The …:
    These people use a tad to many dots. Now, I use dots too, while texting. But… imagine that…. someone….texts….like this… Will… you…not… be annoyed? I was annoyed typing this!
  15. The Accidentals: The ones who accidentally send the text to the wrong person.
    Ah, well, yes, the accidentals. I mean, they somehow send the wrong text to the right person (a.k.a me, I am the rightest person ever, mwahaha, jk).
    However, I think that they sometimes pretend to have sent it to the wrong person, because I have. Whenever I send something to my friends, and I realise, oh no, I’ve overshared, I am like I didn’t mean to send it here. Text tricks 10000.
  16. The Overenthusiasts: The ones who end every text with an exclamation mark!
    Such bright rays of sunshine they are.
  17. The cuckoos: The ones who text like an 80-year-old despite being a teen.
    Okay cuckoos hide their eggs with the eggs of a crow, and then those cuckoos which come out of the egg pretend to be a crow.
    Similarly, some teenagers text like, ‘Thanks, dear.’ or send one of those Good morning quotes and I doubt, are they really teens?

Okay, that’s where I’ll stop for today- that was 17 categories! Well if you still think I’ve missed something let me know in the comments! Also, tell me which category you belong to! And if you want to see some specific ‘Types of..’ post, let me know in the comments!

P.S.- 1 I know I posted less than a day ago, but I post these posts as soon as they’re ready, because y’all love them so much (and I do too!)

P.S.-2 I know the post was long, but hopefully it was worth it!

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  1. This post was soo funn😂😂
    And okay, I can totally relate with you on the cuckoos and the illiterates, THEY ARE JUST SO IRRITATING😖
    Uhm, even though you said no, I of course went and searched for the star-nosed mole (just because you gave a stranger things reference) and okay, they really do look like demogorgans😂
    Now, I am a normal texter, I don’t know which category I’ll come under but lets just say The Break Dancers, because I do break a sentence into a few messages😂
    I loved these categories, Riddhi! Amazing post😂🤍

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    1. I KNOW RIGHT!
      See, you shouldn’t have!
      Ah well, i thought of adding it as a category, but it would be bo-ringggg
      Haha, yes us break dancers are the bestttttttt
      Thanks Siya, for the idea and the comment!

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    2. Aw dear, what a lovely comment. How are you, darling?

      K cheeel I’m jus messin wit u by bein as much as da cukoos as possible. Wich 1 do u tink u r?

      K that was both messing with u. Cukoos and Illiterate😂

      But srsly this was a great postttt! Now im going in circles answering random comments!

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  2. Ah, the post is fantastic. You described the texters in such an accurate way 😂.
    The illiterates are definitely annoying. I would be studying instead of texting if I wanted to dissect your message.

    Absolutely loved this post!!! I can’t wait for more 🤞

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      1. 😂😂😂
        I’m probably a mix of all (except illiterate of course). Depends on my mood and who’s texting.
        But damn, I so wish I could be the one who always knows the right thing to say. Both in chat and real life. *sighs*

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  3. Well! I think thanks to my suggestion to do types of bloggers you are continuing to do this *smile smile*
    Ok Im just kidding! But yeah! This was hilarious, love your discussion posts! I am a strange lot of those…

    In chat
    I am one of
    ‘The Break Dancers’

    I am also 1 of ‘The Illiterate’ 1s.

    And finally… I am one of’The …’

    🤣😂😂😂🤣

    Amazing post!!! Idea for another(makin this blog related)
    You could have the Posting Schedules.
    Ya know how some people post every day, some in a perfect schedule of 1/2 times a week, some once in a thousand years and some post once and disappear. Or some forget the blog exists….

    Ya get the gist.

    All of these discussion posts are amazing! AAAA I wanna steal this idea!

    Anyway amazin post! BYEEE!

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    1. Yes, it was actually your suggestion which kept me going haha!

      Aah, true true that’s a great idea!

      Oh, you can do your version of these if you wish, but please do link back so I can check them out!

      Thanks Stara!

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      1. Haha!

        It is a great idea isnt it!!!

        Maybe I will! I am so running out of post ideassss! I will be sure to link them and give u credit if I do a post!!!!

        You are most welcome!

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  4. Haha yes, I recognise all of these. I think I’m a bountiful texter because I often find myself apologising for the length. It’s a rare text from me that is completely commaless. Subordinate clauses are our friends.

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  5. *even though you said to not google but googles star-nosed mole pictures*
    *SCREAMS*

    ANYWAYS, I have one more category! the texters who always text in CAPITAL LETTERS~
    LOL
    (its me)

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  6. I think I am Voldemort
    My soul is split equally ajsnkwjsks because depending on the situation I have taken the role of ALL THESE😭
    Don’t get me started on the ones who reply with ‘K’
    Like, beach, I’ll find you and I’ll rip your eyeballs like Kaz
    So now I have 17 hocruxes (niceeeeeee)
    Which one art thou?👀

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    1. 😂😂😂
      Yes, the K peeps are the worst! I mean I use it sometimes, but only to sound passive aggressive lol
      Oh my, you are indestructible, but i know all the horcruxes, mwahaha
      I mean the break dancer and the cat lol

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  7. Great post!! I hardly ever text my friends because I can’t find things to talk about😥😅 (whatt do people text about so much????) but if I do the conversation is mostly a few texts and then it’s radio silence for months lol.

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    1. Aaaaah, I see! I mean, my friends and I usually just complain about the tragedy that is this year’s academic year here, in India, but yes, i get that!
      Thanks Jan!

      Like

  8. I AM the non responsive.!!
    i also sometimes use tons of emojis for annoying!
    and oh my one of my friends loves her voice so much, she sends me voice messages to solve my doubts!
    i mean
    and then those who sickly remain online all times!
    ~Kunjal( betcha khushi will like this post too!)

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  9. The Clueless, Lovebirds and Non Responsive ones are the texters that i absolutely loathe sjskskdhejsms.

    I loved reading this post so much!! Your sarcasm is top tier ✨🤣😭

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  10. Buahahahahaha, I can’t believe I missed this one! Thank God WP recommended it to me, even if it was with a bit of delay 🤣 But that’s kind of how I respond to texts, too… It takes me forever, and when I do, my messages are always super long, full of emojis, and … dot dot dots… 😁 I can’t help it!
    What really annoys me, though, is getting voice messages 😤 Do you really think I am going to listen to you ramble on and on about for five minutes about something really private while I am in a public setting and have no headphones on me???

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    1. Ahh, same thoughts on the voice messages! I mean, like, I am so intrigued, especially if it’s a good convo, but I just can’t listen to the voice message!

      As for your long messages, if they’re just as good as your comments, I am sure the other person wouldn’t mind it! So, it’s definitely A-okay!

      Glad you enjoyed the post Naemi!

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  11. Oh my goodness, I laughed while reading this, and I am still laughing-
    Bwhahahaha-
    And… I am the person who… uses… dots a lot…
    Oops?
    This was great, Riddhi!

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